Why would you want to save the galaxy?
Cause I’m one of the idiots who lives in it!
Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
current emotion: that barn from the walking dead
WHY DID YOU SET ME ON FIRE, SPONGEBOB
WHY DIDN’T YOU JUST WRITE YOUR ESSAY
There are just some sounds that everyone loves:
- Shoes on gravel
- Crackling of a fire
- The snapping of necks of those who think they can disrespect you
- Cats purring
what was that middle one
crackling of a fire